Member #1
Michael Jackson makes the list because, let’s be honest, he’s the most celebrated pedophile in history since Nero. Yeah yeah, King of Pop and all that still doesn’t give someone a free pass to sleep with kids and then settle out of court. I’ve heard all about his troubled life (ad nauseum for the last week on CNN…thanks “news”) and I’m not convinced. Believe me, with enough financing, I can be mopey and plastic-surgery-addicted on my gargantuan kiddie ranch, too! Just throw enough money at me and I’ll dance. Pffft.
Today in history, Michael Jackson, though dead, becomes Member #1 of The List.
July 9th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
How much money do I need to throw at you to get you to dance? *suggestive wink*
July 10th, 2009 at 6:19 am
Surprisingly little.
Oh wait, that’s what she said.
Burned myself.